it just dawned on me that all my social awkwardness would be greatly alleviated if all communication in the world were via email. i am so much better at writing emails than i am at talking. talking in person is such an impure form of communication . . . there are too many distractions . . . like the other people standing in the room and the stuff they're saying that you can overhear . . . even talking on the phone sucks . . . especially if you're driving . . . or wishing you were doing something else or talking to someone else . . . now if you find yourself talking on the phone with me and realize i'm not paying attention, don't go thinking it's because i'm wishing i were talking to someone else . . . it's just 'cause i'm a space cadet . . . and i know i have A.D.D. or something. did anyone see that intro to the simpson's this past week where the shot keeps zooming out and out and out and you see the simpsons' house and then an aerial view of springfield and then the whole earth and then the solar system and then the galaxy and then the whole universe and then it turns out our universe is part of an atom which is part of a cell which is part of homer's brain and homer goes "coooooool." and then they play the rest of the simpsons theme and show the "created by" credits on their TV. anyway, i thought that was funny. i'm up too late again. red bull for breakfast tomorrow.
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