Bloggetization

nobody's freaking reading these blogs of mine, so i guess i can write whatever the heck i want in here. i'm just gonna rant and trash talk about everybody i know. not really. i love you all too much. so i've figured out that one red bull equals about 2 hours of sleep for me. if i get 6 hours of sleep and have a red bull, i'm about as good as i am with 8 hours of sleep. if i only get 4 hours sleep and have 2 red bulls, i'm still about as good as i am with 8 hours -- but much more twitchy. i spazz a lot when i do that. and then a few hours after the red bulls comes the dreaded caffeine crash. some other people have tested this theory and pretty much agree with it. i haven't tried 2 hours and 3 red bulls yet. it's probably not good for you. have you noticed that all these energy drinks are chock-full of b vitamins? did you know that drinking alcohol depletes the body's b vitamins? our society is draining everyone's b vitamins by night and then selling them back to us the next day. the beer companies probably own all the energy drink companies, too. pretty tricky. have a blessed day, all.